lol…okay, with the narcolepsy stuff I hit REM sleep really quickly. I also must hit REM many more times than most people do when sleeping. The result is many dreams that I remember. I remember portions of multiple dreams that I have every night. Last night I remember large portions of 2 separate dreams. One dream is the makings of an action movie…..I’ll have to get a copyright on it when I post it. It was wicked cool and VERY action packed. BUUUUUUT, I’ll recant what I remember of the other WIERD dream first.
So the first thing that I remember is that I am in my Grandma Martha and Grandpa Clair’s house. It has odd stairs out front and in the Garage. That is why I know where it was.
So in this dream I had many cats and dogs. (I am truly an animal lover so dreaming about animals isn’t a surprise). In this dream world though there were a lot of wild animals that roamed the streets. Cougars, wolves, tigers…..all roamed the city streets at night. Everyone made sure they and their animals were in at night before it got truly dark.
Also part of this dream took a supernatural turn. There were Warewolves, Vampires, and elves…like “Keebler” elves ( more like the little troll dolls than traditional “Lord of the Rings” oh so BEAUTIFUL elves………(Liv Tyler and Orlando Bloom anyone???))….but in the dream they were little, really faaaaast, creepy, evil looking elves.
So in the dream, I was making sure all my animals were in before dark. I heard this terrible noise like animals fighting. I though “oh my god…one of the puppies must have gotten out and a cougar or tiger got it”. In my infinite wisdom I opened the first door in the special hallway and walked in. I closed it. Then I opened the door to the outside trying to find the puppy being attacked. I couldn’t tell what was happening. It was something screaming in pain while being attacked but it was waaaaaay bigger than a little 6 week old puppy. So in my idiocy, I reached out and grabbed it, pulled it in the inner room, and slammed the door to the outside world shut. Now I was in between areas….not in the house but not outside (best similarity is a mud room). I had a hold of this full grown cat size thing that was white and crying in pain. (realize in the dream….everything that wasn’t a domestic animal….wasn’t to be trusted). So this thing that I had was an albino, un-stripped tiger cub. It’s own family was trying to kill it because it didn’t look normal. UGGH, I am a sucker for lost causes. So this poor little (BIG) cub had part of both front arms missing. Torn off by evil family member tigers maybe. Of course I couldn’t let it suffer.
I took it in the main house, much to EVERYONE’s dismay to nurse it’s wounds. It was obvious that this cub would never be able to hunt. It was missing at least half of each front leg. It wouldn’t be able to hurt the domestic animals we had. So I went about nursing its wounds, feeding it, and helping it get its strength back.
The cub turned out to be mostly blind too. It was very loving though and only wanted to play with the domesticated animals.
Every night though, Wolves, tigers and cougars stalked our yard waiting for me to let the cub out so they could kill it. Poor cub just thought its family wanted it to come back home. I had to make sure I locked it up every night so it wouldn’t escape and get killed.
Separate from that familial feline ordeal, every night, supernatural beings would come to the house to party…….Yeah, Party.
Not a rowdy, tear up mortals….eat humans party…just a very civilized, poker playing, ballroom dancing, appetizer eating party. VERY…UN-evil, UN-supernatural gathering.
The younger Vamps and Warewolves were seated at the poker table while the older (yet still insanely beautiful elders of both races) danced the Waltz, Tango, or Lambada in the ball room.
****Note here……my grandparents house DID NOT have a ballroom….sock that one up to the dreamworld****
SO, all this weirdness is going on around us, music is playing at a civilized level. There is NO fighting. Everyone is getting along…..then KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK….the nose-y neighbor is complaining at the front door, about the amount of light that we have blaring throughout the property. It is lighting up the inside of their house and they can’t sleep……It’s ONLY 10PM. (Really…….GET BETTER CURTAINS)…. The person that takes care of my grandparents house (and answered the door) in this odd ‘vacation of the mind’, looked like a taller version of “Tattoo” from “Fantasy Island”.
He was oddly silent when the Neighbors came complaining.
Strange yet ??????
Well, the house guests silently left, no evil intentions or grumpy attitudes present. The weird little….. kinda…. ‘cookie brand’ elves came out and began cleaning the house by eating everything in sight…..plastic, paper, food……trash…..etc. (GET OUT OF THEIR WAY of course)
The last thing I remember of that dream was me holding the injured, very sweet, blind, albino, un-stripped, tiger cub. It was rubbing its head against my shoulder while also mewing softly.
ODD Right?? Yeah, chalk that up to an S.N.R.I., and an awesome case of Narcolepsy.